I MET A GIRL, A GIRL WITH A GUN

SHE WAS WEIRD BUT LOTS OF FUN!

EVERYTHING WAS GOING SWIMMINGLY

'TIL SHE POINTED THAT DAMN THING AT ME!

 

HIP GIRL, HIP GIRL

SHOOT IT FROM THE HIP GIRL

 

WE'D BEEN AT THE SHOW FOR A WHILE

WHEN SHE ENTERED THE ROOM

MY FRIEND HE TOOK A SHINE TO HER

RED LEATHER IGNITING THE GLOOM

A SMOKE AND A PUFF

AND THE POWER IT HAD GONE

AND MY FACE IT KISSED THE FLOOR

COS SHE COME KNOCKING AT MY DOOR

 

HIP GIRL, HIP GIRL

SHOOT IT FROM THE HIP GIRL

 

I BELIEVE IN BEING PERSONALISED

THE FREEDOM TO DO WHAT YOU DO

BEFORE WE SMOKED ALL MY BUDDIES DOPE

YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN A CLUE

THAT YOU WAS A HE

WELL SOME NOT COMPLETELY

YOUR HIP OF ATTENTION

IT GOT AN ERECTION

 

HIP GIRL, HIP GIRL

DON'T POINT THAT THING AT ME GIRL