WRITTEN BY DIRTY JAKE JOHNSON
I MET A GIRL, A GIRL WITH A GUN
SHE WAS WEIRD BUT LOTS OF FUN!
EVERYTHING WAS GOING SWIMMINGLY
'TIL SHE POINTED THAT DAMN THING AT ME!
HIP GIRL, HIP GIRL
SHOOT IT FROM THE HIP GIRL
WE'D BEEN AT THE SHOW FOR A WHILE
WHEN SHE ENTERED THE ROOM
MY FRIEND HE TOOK A SHINE TO HER
RED LEATHER IGNITING THE GLOOM
A SMOKE AND A PUFF
AND THE POWER IT HAD GONE
AND MY FACE IT KISSED THE FLOOR
COS SHE COME KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
HIP GIRL, HIP GIRL
SHOOT IT FROM THE HIP GIRL
I BELIEVE IN BEING PERSONALISED
THE FREEDOM TO DO WHAT YOU DO
BEFORE WE SMOKED ALL MY BUDDIES DOPE
YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN A CLUE
THAT YOU WAS A HE
WELL SOME NOT COMPLETELY
YOUR HIP OF ATTENTION
IT GOT AN ERECTION
HIP GIRL, HIP GIRL
DON'T POINT THAT THING AT ME GIRL